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    Senior Member Cinnamon_Spider's Avatar
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    "but when the girlfriend started suggesting that they should marry, the man refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son"

    Hahaha gutted!

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    "ooooohhhh, my sex is on fiiiiire".

    Crazy stuff. I wonder if there's a video on BME...
    10mm Outer Conch (punched @ 8mm), 3.2mm Helix, 22mm Lobe (scalpeled to 12mm from nothing), 2x 10mm lobe, Transverse lobe through both tunnels, 11mm Labret (was 16mm), 16mm Septum, Branding on left middle finger, 2x lingual frenectomy,subdermal implant in hand, Biomechanical Chest Piece + loads retired.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chumley
    Think i polished mine 3 times in the month! Not so clean at the moment, but it's still perfect in every other way.
    http://iam.bmezine.com/?HELLS_MoNkEy

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    Oh God I love this thread xDDD.
    It almost made me laugh as much as the septum and cum thread .


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    almost is the key word there :P

    "she took the news of his choice to have a sex change badly"

    :P

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    Omg thats awful!
    Ouch is all i can say!
    Clare

    1.2mm VCH, 1.6mm Nape,1.6mm Septum, 1.6mm Navel.
    1.6mm Inner Conch, 1.6mm Tragus, 1.6mm Helix & 6x 1.6mm Lobes.

    Nautical Star Tattoo.

    Retired:
    16mm Lobes, Scaffold & Smiley

    Want :
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    ahaha, this one is about a woman who stabs her boyfriend in epic battle over remote.

    http://gizmodo.com/5111962/woman-sta...remote-control

    "Right, so the next time you even think about not letting us finish that new Britney Spears premiere video, remember this: We. Will. Cut. You. "
    Amanda <3

    Haaaaaaaaave: lobes x2, left tragus, navel, left nipple

    Waaaaaaaaaant: Other nipple, helix, skin divers! Plus a custom tattoo that I have been redesigning for years

    On a completely different note. I love the Saskatchewan RoughRiders

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    Senior Member FairyFace's Avatar
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    Lol!
    Clare

    1.2mm VCH, 1.6mm Nape,1.6mm Septum, 1.6mm Navel.
    1.6mm Inner Conch, 1.6mm Tragus, 1.6mm Helix & 6x 1.6mm Lobes.

    Nautical Star Tattoo.

    Retired:
    16mm Lobes, Scaffold & Smiley

    Want :
    Boob MD's .

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    OMG!!! his wedding tackle got blasted.
    I wounder how much of him they had to scrape off the ceiling?
    Jake
    No I'm not crazy why do you ask?

    I can see you!!!!!

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    Crackers on the knackers
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    2x Left lobe 1x14mm 1x8mm
    Nipple
    Navel
    Tongue
    Labret
    Septum
    Guiche 2.5mm 12mm Barbell & Stirrup
    PA 6x22 Circular barbell

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    Left lobe again
    Frenum

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    It's Russia, what did you expect?
    Stef

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    Left ear: Lobe, 2x 1.6mm inner conches, 1.2mm rook, 1.6mm helix (newest).
    Right ear: Lobe, 1.6mm tragus (stretched), 1.2mm daith.
    Other: 2.5mm centre labret (stretched), 8mm septum (stretched), 1.6mm nape.
    Retired: 4x 1.6mm lobe, 1.6mm snakebites, 2.4mm venoms, 1.6mm anti-tragus, 10mm and 12mm lobes.

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