General Relationship Thread

Sorry =/

^ Yeah I'd never expect anyone to do that, that's just gross!! Even on the very lightest days. Ugh.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Ahhh this is excellent to read!!!!!


Just not whilst I'm eating...

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Originally Posted by DavyBobMacca

ALEXANDRA!!!

EWW!!!!


Lol!!! :D

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Originally Posted by ciderxwithxrosie

The cake thing was funny but what Alex put was way too much info, I feel sick now! :x

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Well it's the truth isn't it?!
It makes me wonder how people are able to do it.
Chocolate is just a no no too, it does NOT feel good in any way shape or form.

Is it spaghetti? That's like jammy cake with intestines and chunks mixed in.

*vomits* I've had enough of talking about sex on the rag. ><

*thinks of dirty, oily rags from college*

Why would you have sex lying on oily rags whilst you blob? Surely that'd be like the cake got burned and dipped in oil...

Lol I know, i know!

But the words "on the rag"... I'ma mech! Whaddya expect? Lol!!!

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Originally Posted by DavyBobMacca

Lol I know, i know!

But the words "on the rag"... I'ma mech! Whaddya expect? Lol!!!

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Initiate oral protocol. ERROR... oil detected... PROCEED?

_YES

Initiating jam_cake protocol.